Harrow 4th XI vs Teddington 4th XI

Date: 12th June, 2021

Venue: Harrow CC

The 4th XI won another nail-biter against a decent Harrow XI in a crucial top-of-the-table clash.

Due to a poor track record in winning the toss, Harrow’s captain delegated it to one of his players, even though I pointed out that he was, in effect, not delegating the call (as we were the away side), but the actual tossing of the coin. I still lost, though, 🙄and we were stuck in.

Dilan and Nigel opened, but Nigel Owen was unable to follow up on his 50 from last week, playing on after 3 balls, which meant that I had to rush to get ready and promptly was also out for a duck off 3 balls, prodding at a wide one I could easily have left to gully for the simplest of catches. Possibly the weakest way I’ve ever been out. We were then 1-2, which wasn’t a great start. Dilan Camball and Amelie Munday rebuilt, tho, and both batted sensibly, getting us to 56 before Dilan (30) stuck one in the air and was caught. Amelie (31) was also out shortly after and after Tristan had come and gone, we found ourselves 83-5. However, George Winters and Hasan Mufti managed to then developed a key partnership that took us to 161 before Hasan was out after a crucial contribution with the bat (40). I thought Harrow had generally bowled really well and a good number of their bowlers had proved hard to handle and had bowled a good amount of overs for maidens or just 2 or 3 runs; however, when Brijesh (Harrow’s captain) decided to bring on a young off-spinner, both George and Mufti had taken full advantage of the opportunity, scoring 32 runs off two of his overs - George Winters, reshuffled (not demoted, George!) to 7, hitting both fours and sixes to the short boundary on the leg side and even Mufti scooping a six behind square leg, even though he somehow managed to end up on his backside in the process. George was out for his highest score yet (61) “in a Teddington shirt” (even tho, he actually was wearing an Oundle CC one). Further contributions from Nimesh Patel and Gurvir Singh-Dhillon then helped us get past the psychological barrier of 200 runs and leave us just enough on the board for me to risk a declaration after 46 overs, so we could go for the win and a crucial 12 points (if you bat first in these timed games and win, you get 12 points, not 10).

Rakesh, Harrow’s limping, independent umpire gave us the finger early on, as the combination of Crofty and Munday managed to remove an opener caught behind. Runs were then steadily accumulated at just about the right run rate, whilst we continued to pick up wickets. It had seemed the Harrow game plan had been to just manage a sensible run chase, but our fielding did help keep the game tight; the run rate, however, was rarely at more than 4 an over throughout the game, so, if you’d have been watching this game, you’d have most likely bet on Harrow chasing it down - that is, until the later stages.

Crucial to us turning this around and silencing a vocal group of Harrow supporters was our fielding. We had three decent catches at this stage - I took a skier off Simon’s bowling to remove their competent left-hander (Nigel’s chat from behind his right ear probably also contributing to the shot he’d played). Mufti also took one coming out of the clouds, but chose to catch it diving forward just before it hit the floor, even though he had had all the time in the world to get under it. Pick of the fielding efforts, tho, came from George Winters who ran in from deepish mid wicket, put in a full length dive and, like a cute, baby Hippo excited to dive into a muddy lake for the first time, scooped the ball up in mid air just before it hit the ground to remove one of Harrow’s middle order. This had been similar to but better than a catch Neil Carter took at the same venue a few years previously.

At 144-7, it looked like the wheels had come off Harrow’s run chase. However, their hopes seemed to be pinned on their number 9, Jitesh Nair, who came in and blasted 32 off 33 including one big six off Gurvir (who otherwise had bowled well to take 3 wickets in 9 overs) over long off. However, allowing “Crofty” (James Croft) some time to get over a stiffening calf muscle and bringing him back to take care of the Harrow tail proved to be a wise decision as he bowled with some pep, removed Nair LBW and eventually got one to clip the final tailender’s off stump, sending us into relieved celebrations.

This win means we’re still unbeaten this season (4/4) and have won 9 of the last 10 league fixtures, the last defeat coming at the same venue towards the end of last year’s weird season. Here’s hoping we can continue this winning form and open up a lead at the top of MCCL Division 5b. Here’s how the top of the table currently stands:


Author: Matt O’Toole

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Teddington 4th XI vs Brentham 4th XI

Date: 5th June, 2021

Venue: Bushy Park

A high-scoring and good-natured encounter just saw us hang on by 25 runs and beat Brentham in a close game at Bushy Park.

Nigel Owen and Will Hayes opened the batting and did the job I’d asked of them - to establish the innings and get us off to a good start - by putting on 133 before Nigel was out for 51. Will continued to anchor the innings, though, and almost carried his bat in another knock of 135 off 128 balls with 14 x 4s and 4 x 6s. Amelie Munday contributed a useful 26 as we posted 247. I won’t mention the fact that, in return for allowing him to open the batting, Nigel gave me out LBW off my hip! OK, I will…. 😀

Will Hayes’ Wagon Wheel

Will Hayes - scoring zones

Their run chase was helped somewhat by what was going on on the other ground - Johnny Marsden had sustained an injury whilst batting and couldn’t field, so Smithy asked if he could nick one of our fielders. Of course, I let him, so we lost Shirsh for the first 10 overs before we swapped him back over for Nigel so he could bowl after drinks. Further on-field injuries then meant that at one point during their chase, we were fielding with 9 men (well, 8 chaps and a lass). It didn’t matter in the end, though, as some timely bowling changes, some astute field placements and helped by the surprise appearance of David Keightley as a sub fielder helped us wrap their tail before they really got within sight of the target.

This game really shouldn’t have been this close, but I don’t think we were ever in real danger of losing it once we’d set them 248 to win from 45, despite the extenuating circumstances we had to deal with. 10 more points, though!

Author: Matt O’Toole

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Actonians 4th XI vs Teddington 4th XI

Date: 29th May, 2021

Venue: Boddington Gardens

The 4s gained another 10 points against an Actonians that appeared to be a little stronger than the team we beat at the same venue the previous season.

With me losing yet another toss, we were sent to field, but managed to restrict them to 174AO off 43.2 overs (out of an allotted 45). Simon Mohamed bowled his reliable stint for 3 wickets and altitudinous Tom Jarvis looked threatening, despite having gotten out of bed at 4am to come and play. However, it was Hasan Mufti who proved to be the surprise of the afternoon, as I gave him a bowl and he managed to take his first 5-for, bowling his left arm round slow stuff, with a couple of traps working well and Actonian batsmen unable to cope with the lack of bounce and pace Mufti was generating. He finished with figures of 6.2-1-23-5.

Crucial to our run chase was a mature and dogged innings by Will Hayes who returned 73 off 86 before he was given out caught behind whilst trying to sweep a spinner. Besides a few other minor contributions, the bulk of the other runs came from young Tristan Greenleaf who batted really well to finish on 49 not out (a knock which included 5 x 4s and 1 x 6). Here’s the winning boundary:

A 6 wicket win then and a well-earned 10 points.

Author: Matt O’Toole

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Teddington 4th XI vs West Harrow 3rd XI (League)

Date: 22nd May, 2021

Venue: Was gonna be at home before the 3s nicked our ground and shifted us to the school ground

This match was eventually lost to the weather, after being re-arranged to play at a school’s ground, because it was deemed unfit to play the 3s fixture there.

So we were all set to take the one hour trip in the rain to see if the pitch was fit for a 4th XI game, even if it was below par for the 3s, when a Hampstead player sent us this video via the Hampstead captain:

 

Good enough, right? In the end, we decided, with the forecast being what it was, it wasn’t worth the risk of a two hour round trip only to sit for three hours and watch the ground get steadily more swamp like, so we agreed to cancel the game. Luckily, most of our competitors in the league also had similar results.

3 points and a day spent scoring for the 3s and watching them just lose a very close game of cricket against Hampstead.

Author: Matt O’Toole

Teddington 4th XI vs Perivale Phoenicians 4th XI

Date: Sat, 15th May, 2021

Venue: Home - Bushy Park

A record-breaking win for the 4s as we easily saw off Perivale.

We didn’t play Perivale last year as they’d withdrawn their 4s from the league due to the Covid pandemic. However, I had expected a sterner contest as we’d played them in the past and been beaten.

There were early signs that we might be on for a win when barely any of them were present by the prescribed meet time and once we had started, their captain said they still only had 9, but that the other two would be on their way. Bizarrely, their captain then won the toss and decided to field. 🤷🏼‍♂️OK, sure, if you want to demoralise your team by having nine players chase the ball for 40 overs, so be it. We’ve been in a similar boat to Perivale before and logic would surely suggest you’d bat first, unless the conditions really favoured the bowling side. In any case, we were in and I asked Jamie Khan and VC Dilan Camball to get us on our way.

Dilan was out with the score on 11, but Jamie and Hasan Aziz took full advantage of the lack of fielders to add another 170 runs before Has (67 - 10 x 4s and 1 x 6) was bowled by someone with the weird name of “Unsure” (according to the scorecard). Jamie was out shortly after reaching exactly 100 in his first game of the season. No jug avoidance there, although I don’t think Jamie’s ever forsaken the opportunity to order beer. 😄 I then joined young Eddie Clark in the middle and we managed to take the score up to 327-3 off our 40 overs, Eddie completing his first century for a senior team in the process (113* off 57 balls with 15 x 4s and 5 x 6s) and me contributing a modest 27 not out off 30.

To say that this chase was beyond Perivale would be a bit of an understatement as we managed to take the required 8 wickets for the loss of only 35 runs (Simon taking 4, Archie Talman 3 and Sam Davis 1 wicket off 0.2 overs to finish them off!). Their scorebook did have the batting down as 37, but one of my pet peeves is people not completing scorebooks correctly, so I insisted it went in as 35 as that’s what the bowling added up to and I think, by that point, their captain was beyond caring and just wanted to go home.

So we recorded a meagre 292 run win, much to the amusement of some of the 2s players on the top ground, who happened to witness the event. I was subsequently asked by Dan Hough from Twickenham whether I’d like to pass comment for the MCCL podcast. I did reply, but too late for that week’s podcast. I’ll have to check whether it was mentioned the following week (I’ve since checked - it hasn’t been 😞).

This appears to have been a 4th XI record winning margin - yes, I was sad enough to go back through play-cricket to 2000 and I couldn’t find a bigger winning margin. This broke the previous record set under Snodders (Ed Snodgrass) who had led the 4s to a 203 win a few years previously in a cameo captaincy appearance that has never been repeated. Shuffs did tell me later, though, that he didn’t think it was a club record win as there was a bigger win in the 80s or 90s. I’ll believe it when I see the scorebook, Shuffs!

Author: Matt O’Toole

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Sunbury 4th XI vs Teddington 4th XI (Friendly)

Date: 24th April, 2021

Venue: Sunbury CC

On a Saturday where all four Teddington teams played four Sunday XIs, the 4s lost a friendly to a strong Sunbury 4th XI on a nice, cloudy April day.

Put into bat, I opened the batting with young Eddie Clark, as you can see 👇🏻

The two Sunbury opening bowlers were quick to demonstrate that they weren’t going to offer up much in terms of loose deliveries, but we’d managed to add 35 runs to the score before I slapped one between Extra Cover and Mid Off, only to see Sunbury’s Imran Rashid leap to his right and scoop the ball up as it was passing him. It was such a good catch, he really should have been wearing a cape when taking it. It turned out later, that this player was a 1st XI player at his previous club and didn’t know why Sunbury had him playing for their 4th XI. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Possibly because a lot of clubs won’t just take your word for it that you’re a “1s player” and will stick you in the 4s and have you demonstrate that you can play to a high standard?

Eddie and Sam Davis provided the only decent contributions with the bat, as Eddie finished on his fifty (51) for the season and Sam adding 24, before Sunbury brought on the septuagenarian Nobbie Clarke to clear up the tail with his 20 mile an hour wicket to wicket bowling.

In response to our modest total of 158 AO, Sunbury easily saw it off in just 25.3 overs for the loss of only 1 wicket, the same Imran Rashid coming in at 3 to hit 64 off 48, including 10 fours and 1 six. A quick game allowed us the luxury to pack up and walk over to watch the 1st XI also get beaten by Sunbury on the next door ground.

So, not a winning start to the season, but that hadn’t been the point behind arranging these fixtures.

Author: Matt O’Toole

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Teddington CC - 4th XI vs Hampton Hill (Friendly)

Date: 17th April, 2021

Venue: Bushy Park

It’s quite unusual for the 4th XI to have pre-season friendlies, especially in April. Normally this is simply something only the 1s or 2s do. However, I did manage to persuade Hampton Hill to bring a team to Bushy Park to give us some practice. The team they turned up with, however, didn’t turn out to be quite strong enough, as we easily recorded a victory by 161 runs.

Put into bat, we lost a couple of early wickets, before Faz and I solidified the innings to an extent by getting us to 136-4. After that, it was really Eddie Clark (80) and a very busy Rakesh “Rocky” Khade (86 with a SR of 195!) who racked up most of our runs with a 135 run partnership as we posted 290/7 off our 40 overs.

Hampton Hill never looked like getting anywhere near our total in response, as we easily skittled them out for 129, whilst using ten bowlers, including myself bowling a single maiden over before I quit with my economical bowling figures firmly in the book. Wickets were pretty even shared.

Not the most challenging of contests, but at least we got a game in.

Author: Matt O’Toole

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Teddington CC - 4th XI Vs Twickenham CC - 4th XI

The weather came to the rescue for Teddington in this league fixture. Put into bat by Twickenham, Dilan Camball, deputising for Matt O'Toole, decided to experiment with things and opened with Archie Talman and a newcomer, Ross Slogrove. Unfortunately, his plans didn't appear to be panning out very well as Teddington were skittled in 23 overs for a mere 71, with only three Teddington batsmen making it into double figures! Luckily, the weather intervened and Twickenham's captain was eventually persuaded to agree to an abandonment, despite being in an advantageous position.

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Perivale Phoenicians 3rd XI vs Teddington 4th XI - 5th May, 2018

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A make shift 4th XI made the shortish trip to Perivale to open the league season in glorious sunshine.

Quite honestly, I'm glad we managed to get a side out, as by Wednesday evening, we only had 5 confirmed players, but thanks to a few late call ups, we managed to turn up with 10.

At the toss, I made the mistake of following "Dangerous" Dave Pearce's advice, called "Heads" and promptly lost. We were stuck in. Perivale's opening bowlers just decided a simple strategy would be a good one - bowl on or around the stumps and it paid off as the scoreboard soon read as follows:

Photo courtesy of David Pearce

Photo courtesy of David Pearce

Suffice to say, this wasn't the start we'd wanted. The pitch, it has to be said, wasn't making it easy as only a handful of balls all innings bounced more than 3 inches off the dry pitch. It was obviously a day where front foot play and patiently being able to solidly defend your stumps was the order of the day. Perhaps we should have a training session with the bowling machine just working on the forward defensive? After all, it is, according to Geoffrey Boycott at least, the most important shot in cricket.

I managed to almost carry my bat for a fairly patient 39 runs before I tiredly and tamely gifted their captain a catch off the toe end of my bat. Tariq Nazzeri also played well on debut, calmly smacking any ball that threatened his middle stump for 27 before he finally missed one. Our team finished on about 81 for 9 from around half of our allotted overs - it wasn't possible to be absolutely sure as when I was handed our scorebook at the innings break, I saw that it had only been half filled in, in a novel kind of way which made it next to impossible to know our exact score or the batting or bowling figures. So I therefore spent most of the tea break trying to work out how to complete the scorebook and going through the rather farcical process of negotiating bowling figures with the opposition! 😣

Anyway, that left Perivale 45 overs to chase down 82 runs. Not much of a challenge for most sides, even in this division. In response, Perivale never looked in trouble. Faisal (Mustaqeen Khan) bowled a decent line and length and was rewarded with a wicket on debut, with Hasan Mufti catching a high one at extra cover (characteristically in finger-breaking 🐊 style). Our other debutants, Tariq, Penchal Lakki and Emma Sloan also bowled well and even Jamie Khan turned his arm over for a couple of overs and cleaned up their captain. Pick of the wickets, though, was Pencal's wicket, as Dilan managed to take a good, one-handed diving catch at mid wicket that he appeared to leave so late, it almost made it look as if he was diving in slow-mo.

So, no points yet, but at least we didn't concede the fixture and managed to 'blood' a few new recruits. Hopefully, availability of players will pick up as the season progresses.

Author: Matt O'Toole

Teddington CC - 4th XI Vs Crouch End CC - 3rd XI - Saturday 2nd September 2017

This was the last league game of the season and as far as we were concerned, it was pretty much a 'dead rubber' as we were already guaranteed to be safe from relegation, due to the previous week's win over Indian Gymkhana. Crouch End, however, needed to win the game to give themselves a chance of grabbing the third promotion spot, so it was still a competitive fixture.

Crouch End won the toss and stuck us in, to my surprise. Having had a discussion in the bar the previous week with Phil Eastland and Fergus King, I had apparently tacitly agreed to them opening the batting this week, so I decided to let them try to turn back the years to see if they could replicate a 200 odd partnership from years gone by. They didn't put on quite that many, but did get the team off to a very solid, if unspectacular start, averaging 4 an over and managing to put on 86 before Phil ("Headless") smacked one to extra cover. Phil had hit 46 from 60 balls, including 6 fours and 1 six. Fergus was a little more cautious, having taken 18 balls to get off the mark, but bizarrely got out for exactly the same score in exactly the same fashion to the same fielder and bowler. His 46 came from 81 balls, with 3 fours and 1 six. Fergus' innings, in particular, had been a lesson for the kids in how to open the batting (according to Faz, at least). A number of other players got into the teens and we managed to set a target of 183, which seemed the bare minimum on our bottom pitch on a day like that.

Crouch End got off to a bit of a flyer in response, so much so that I felt I could only afford to give Luke, Archie and Suneth four overs each, which was a shame, considering their recent exceptional performances for the club. Faz, who had been moaning earlier about not been giving a chance to bowl this season by me, bowled 4 very tight overs for 10 runs, but didn't produce any wickets, so I again had to change things. Has and Jag both got us a wicket and when I finally turned to Fergus, he got us a wicket first ball and ended up with a wicket maiden. He'd been telling only to use him, if we were desperate. Sometimes I shouldn't listen to players. Crouch End ended up reaching their target after only 31.1 overs of a 45 over game and got the 10 points they needed to gain promotion to Division 1, so congratulations to them.

I wasn't that disappointed, though. We played relatively well and it was a good-natured game with a nice opposition and was a nice way to finish the league season.

Author: Matt O'Toole

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Indian Gymkhana CC - 4th XI Vs Teddington CC - 4th XI - Saturday 26th August 2017

This was a crucial end of season fixture for Teddington 4s. Win and we were mathematically safe as Indian Gym had to play Alexandra Park the following week, so if we beat them then it would be down to fight between those two teams to see who went down to Divison 3 and we'd have a comfortable cushion between us and the two relegation spots.

It was a warm day. A little muggy, you might say. The grass in the outfield resembled lots of Donald Trump combovers. They'd obviously cut it some weeks before and just left it, so it was looking like a slow outfield and the pitch looked like a horror show. Probably not a good batting strip then.

I won the toss and despite some misgivings because of the warmth, decided to put them in and chase (as we'd beaten them doing the same thing earlier this season). We started with 9, as Abbasi and TK were characteristically late, so Aziz and Saunders opened the bowling for us. The shortage of fielders didn't affect us too much, though, as we took one early wicket, but would have taken another if I could have had a first slip in place. 

I managed to hold onto three catches and we also had a couple of umpiring decisions go in our favour, including giving one of their batsmen out caught by yours truly down the legside. I had been pleased with this, as this would have been my first legside take for the club, had Phil not ruined the moment later in the clubhouse by informing me that he'd been standing at Mid On and the ball had clearly clipped the chap's thigh pad. The batsman had obviously realised the same, as he had one hell of a hissy fit whilst storming off the pitch.

Luke Saunders had his best spell for the club that I've witnessed, continually swinging the ball in and moving it off the seam. He returned impressive figures of 8-2-25-6 and at one point was on a hat trick in his final over. He didn't quite get the hat trick, but did finish Indian Gym off with a triple wicket maiden. (TK, when he wasn't disappearing, also bowled well to return 6-1-22-2). Only one or two of their batsmen had shown any real resistance to our attack as we knocked them over in only 27 overs.

When we walked off the field to wait for someone to bring tea along in the boot of a car, the target read 116 for us to chase down. However, whilst everyone else was tucking into their share of Indian Gym's "Curry a la Boot", I checked their scorebook and noticed that the kids they had scoring clearly didn't know what they were doing as they actually had got 123 runs, so I informed their captain and we modified our target to 124. Got to play the game in the right spirit, eh? Whilst checking the scorebook, I also noticed that when we'd shouted TK's name to the scorers as "Tauseef", they'd somehow interpreted this as "Mouse Id"! as that is what was written in their scorebook. So I informed the team during tea that "Mouse" was now to be TK's new nickname.

The slightly inflated score didn't prove to be an obstacle, though, to our opening pair of Dilan Camball and Phil "Headless" Eastland as they both set out about their jobs in a workmanlike fashion, blocking and bashing appropriately. We were cruising along at around 5 an over before Dilan (42) was held at Long On to a good low diving catch. By that time, though, we were 112-1 and only needed a few more for the win and guaranteed safety. Hasan Aziz joined Phil in the middle and Phil suitably finished the game with a six over long on.

So job done and next week's game at home to Crouch End is now effectively a dead rubber for us. Still, relief all round!

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Author: Matt O'Toole

Teddington CC - 4th XI Vs Perivale Phoenicians CC - 3rd XI - Saturday 19th August 2017

Teddington won a crucial game against Perivale to help stave off the threat of relegation.

Having won the toss, I decided to insert the opposition. Tauseef Khan and Hamza Abbasi opened the bowling for us and kept things relatively tight. It was the crucial intervention of spin, though, that helped turned things really in our favour. Harry Polhill bowled an excellent 10 over spell of his zippy left arm orthodox and returned figures that were as tight as a Scotsman in a pub - 10-1-24-3. Jag Sanghera's loopy spin also got us a crucial wicket and helped to keep their total to a very chaseable 164. He got three wickets in exactly the same way - bowled Jag, caught TK at deep square leg. It is also worth mentioning that young Dan Carter again performed admirably behind the stumps, diving around and showing quick hands and also taking a regulation catch from TK's bowling.

Whilst I tried to get some food down me, I sent Tom Elway and Hasan Aziz in to get us off to a solid start, which they did as we only lost Tom (20) when we had 62 runs on the board. Hasan followed shortly after and then it was the 'Faz show' as Faz Ahmed hit another quick 50 (56 - 9 x 4s and 2 x 6s, off 57 balls, so almost at a run a ball!). This helped propel us towards the target and Hamza Abbasi hit a quick 22, before he showed he couldn't run 22 yards very quickly. TK and Faz then decided to pointlessly block the next 4-5 overs (because Taus wanted to "face a couple of overs"), which almost gave Perivale a point they didn't deserve, before 5 wides finished the game and gave us a crucial win and 10 vital points.

Author: Matt O'Toole

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SKLP CC - 3rd XI Vs Teddington CC - 4th XI - Saturday 12th August 2017

Ideally, we needed to win this game, but we were facing a well-organised SKLP team, who all had matching kit and kitbags. 

James Croft put some effort into this first outing for the 4s in a couple of years as he continually swung the ball back in and got some seam movement, all the no avail, though, wicket-wise, but he did only concede a miserly 2 runs an over from his 10 over spell. At the other end, Pububidika deceived one of the SKLP with a length ball that did just enough to miss an outside edge and click the top of off stump for her first senior wicket for the club. Her young brother, Suneth, also bowled and got us two wickets from just three overs. TK also bowled well, once him and Hamza had turned up, that is and he returned excellent figures of 10-4-22-3. Aziz also bowled a tight spell and picked up 3 wickets. 163 was the total from 45 overs, which on the face of it, if we could bat well, looked very very chaseable, even on a tricky pitch.

However, on this occasion, our top 6 failed to show they could establish and manage a run chase like this, as none of them got into double figures and we found ourselves on 53-6. The two late boys, Hamza (24) and Taus (34) blasted us back into possible contention, but when they were both out, it left us too much to do and we were skittled for just 114, our lowest total of the season. 

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Teddington CC - 4th XI vs Twickenham - Saturday 5th August 2017

This was a timed game and I won the toss and decided to stick us in on a nice day. Everyone in our side got into double figures, apart from me, as I was quickly cleaned up by an inswinging yorker on my toes. Ben Mallinson (21) batted well and Dilan (35) made a typically steady contribution in the middle order, along with a somewhat quicker 38 from Faz Ahmed and 40 from Tauseef Khan. In the end, we'd posted 239 from 50 overs, which seemed defendable at the time.

They got off to a modest start and for a while it looked like they weren't going to get anywhere near the total. However, their number 3 (Oli George) wasn't easy to dislodge and ended up getting an aggressive 70 which put them insight of nicking a winning draw and 4 points. At this point, towards the end of the game, things did get a little bad tempered with some players showing their frustration at the fact that we were about to lose 3 points from a decent position. In the end, they just got there (or said they did, according to what they put on the scoreboard) with one over to spare. Pick of our bowlers were probably TK (12-1-41-3) and Harry Polhill (11-1-42-2).

Some controversy over their scorebook ensued, though, when I realised their bowling figures only added up to 198. I don't know why some teams find it so hard to score properly; it isn't that hard to add these numbers up! (As it was turn out, though, this was thankfully not going to affect the overall league results, as both teams were to stay in Division 2, so we can put it aside. Probably worthwhile trying to find someone who can score and doesn't mind spend their Saturdays sitting in a field for £10-20 or so. Wishful thinking?)

Author: Matt O'Toole

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Teddington CC - 4th XI Vs Middlesex Tamil Sports & Social Club - 4th XI - Saturday 15th July 2017

Teddington 4s lost a good-natured and entertaining game against top of the table side Middlesex Tamils.

Having lost the toss, Teddington were asked to bat on a warmish day with drizzle threatening. Continuing my long-term policy of showing faith in our talented young group of colts, I asked Oliver Khan and Bobby Woodcock to open the batting and they got us off to a flyer, both employing good use of a straight bat and showing the rest of us how you can comfortably run 3s on the second team ground when the ball is almost at the rope. They'd put on 60 for no loss after about 11 overs, before the Tamils changed their attack to an all-spin option and Bobby popped one in the air. Oliver was then unlucky to get caught trapped in front to a half-tracker that hit him on the shin (I'd blame the light rain, rather than his technique for that one) and we were 77-2. Still, not that bad. However, we then entered a period where we couldn't seem to get the ball off the square to the Tamils' spinners, as we only added 5 runs during a seven over spell. This was a crucial turning point in the game and credit has to go to the Tamils for making use of two spinners intelligently when the ball was hardly turning. After Hasan Aziz (19) departed, Dave Pearce decided to charge for a quick single towards an immobile Faz, only to see Faz hopelessly jog down to the bowler's end for an inevitable run out. Dave was then beaten for pace and we were 117-5. However, we bat deep in this team (all the way to 11) and had Jag Sanghera (30) at 6 and Tauseef Khan (60) at 7 and those two formed a useful partnership to shoot us back up to 202 before Jag was out. TK followed soon after and Shaz also quickly followed. By that time, we'd nearly used up our 50 overs and whilst Hamza Abbasi and I added what we could, setting the Tamils a target of 215 to win off 42 was going to be a modest total. I'd deliberately had us bat all 50 overs, simply because I knew the Tamils wouldn't risk not going for a win, considering their league position and we hadn't got enough after 46.

It was during our innings that we then had the '#ballgate' controversy. I'd umpired for around 35 overs at both ends and was off the pitch for a few minutes before I was called back on by their captain and one of their players. The drizzle had got the ball quite wet (they'd been complaining about it for much of our innings that it hadn't been 'doing anything' as a result) and the seam was raised, so it now resembled a small flying saucer. They wanted me to replace it. Er, ok. Not had this situation before, lads. You realise this isn't a 5 day Test match, right? The Tamils were rather bizarrely claiming that the raised seam made it dangerous to play with as it might cut their hands and one of their players provided evidence of this by showing me his completely unharmed hands! Er, yeah, ok. It's soft leather, lads. I'm sure you'll be fine. So I refused to change it, but said I'd check the league rules and asked for some second opinions. Second opinions were obtained from Reesy and Josh, both of whom thought I should tell them they were being ridiculous. Stan, however, said I should probably let them change it, it was out of shape. Well, yes, it did look like something you could use in a fake video of an alien landing in Bushy Park, so I relented and found them a ball which looked it had been knocked about for 35 overs. Then TK hit their effort with this new cherry back over the bowler's head and continued in this vein, so much so that some of their team started asking for the leather UFO back! Some people are never happy!

The other controversy was that their keeper appeared to be a little too excited whilst we were batting, so much so that he was prone to a verbal outburst if the ball appeared to be travelling towards the stumps. So I warned them (doing an umpire's course does come in handy sometimes) and told their captain that if he did it again, we'd get 5 penalty runs. 

Back to the cricket... Batting-wise, it looked like the Tamils only had a few players capable of scoring runs. The issue with sides like this, though, is you have to ensure you get those players out or keep them off the strike. Their top 4 all proved quite capable of punishing any bad balls and after about 15 overs, they were already at the halfway mark towards their target. It was not looking good for us, but I followed the Tamils' lead and introduced an all-spin attack in Jag and Bobby. We had to try something as their batsmen were looking quite comfortable against our pace attack of Khan x 2 + Saunders. 

This had some effect as we managed to finally get rid of a few of their decent batsmen. (Their number 3 made a very credible 85 and two others chipped in with 42 a piece). Jag produced a Shane-Warne-esque ball to get rid of the Tamils left hander (it turned a mile out of some rough!) Hasan Aziz bowled a tight spell and Bobby started picking up some wickets. We suddenly had them 7 down and then in came their excited little keeper from before, who proceeded to tell all our fielders to keep quiet and that it was our final warning! Funny guy. At the other end to his was the MTSCC batsman we just couldn't dislodge and they finally got to their total, 7 down, after using up 36.2 of their 42 overs. 

Pick of our bowlers was Bobby Woodcock who returned very respectable figures of 9.2-1-44-4. So we lost a tight, eventful and on the whole good-natured game, but I think if we'd managed to get another 20-30 runs out of that middle 7 over spell I mentioned earlier, it might have been a different outcome.

Author: Matt O'Toole

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Highgate CC, Middx - 4th XI Vs Teddington CC - 4th XI - Saturday 8th July 2017

This Saturday saw a remarkable game played against (then top of the table) Highgate. Our home fixture against the same opposition had seen Highgate chase down a decent TCC total, so we knew we'd be up against it.

The game took place at Old Camdenians Sports and Social Club, a nice little venue, tucked away so much from the hustle and bustle of London that you might think you were playing cricket deep in the green belt. There are two cricket grounds at this venue and we were sent to the one farthest from the clubhouse where they'd managed to squeeze a ground in with tiny boundaries and what looked like a stone-baked square. I lost the toss and we were inserted. OK! We'll take that. I was quite happy with that as, by the looks of the pitch, coupled with the heat and the short boundaries, I fully expected us to be able put on a score of 200, it not, 250-300 on this postage stamp of a ground, provided batsmen could get themselves in for the best part of 50 overs. All the Highgate captain (Mike Clarke) said rather mysteriously when I told him he would've batted anyway, was "It's Ok, we like the heat!".

Despite still not being fully fit, I decided to open the batting with the young talented colt, Will Greenall. If we thought it was going to be easy, our minds were quickly changed by the sight of John Newton opening the bowling for Highgate. This chap has excellent career figures: he has taken over 530 wickets from almost 3000 overs bowled, including twenty-seven 5 wicket hauls. If there's anything I don't like facing, it's these kinds of bowlers - ones that just trundle up and bowl wicket to wicket with a little seam and swing movement and you're stuck in your crease, as the keeper has stood up to the wicket. Difficult. Awks, as the kids might say nowadays. He's the sort of bowler I'd imagine James Keightley will turn into when the rest of his hair turns grey and he drops down into the 4s in his 60s. Nevertheless, we both blocked and prodded and were fairly watchful until I played a half-baked shot outside off, after hitting John for two 4s and gave Highgate's first slip (a 1st teamer with a bad back) the first of his 5 slip catches. Dammit. Stupid. Will hang around for a bit, but he was soon following me back into the shade at the edge of the boundary. Then the wheels truly started to come off our innings. Camball, Mufti, Harmer, Sanghera, Butt were all out for either ducks or cheaply and we found ourselves 54-7. Tauseef Khan came in and bludgeoned his first few balls to the boundary, which prompted the Highgate captain to stick himself at Long On. Sure enough, TK hit the next ball straight down his throat. 68-8. Harry came and went and we were 76-9. Then a remarkable thing happened. Young Tom Elway (24) and Ned Langlands-Pearse (65*) managed to stick around and add another 80! in a brilliant last wicket stand, thus giving us something to defend (156ao).

Whilst I tried to make sense of the scorebook over tea, I then Ned asked to repeat his heroics, this time with a new cherry, with TK taking the second over. It didn't start well. Highgate were quickly over 30 without loss and not looking in trouble. It was looking like it might be over very, very shortly. However, after Taus moaned that he was having trouble bowling from his end and after watching Ned swing a few too many down leg, I thankfully decided to trust my instinct and got them to swap ends. Immediate dividends! Ned took 2, TK kept on beating the outside edge and things didn't look that bad. I then followed up with the second bit of my plan (yes, I had one!) to start using some of the very capable spinners we had in the side. First up, Elliot Harmer, came on and bowled very tight off-spin and quickly picked up a couple. OK, 92-4. We had a chance. Over to Jag at the other, bowling his loopy leggies. I'd watch him warming up before the Highgate innings and had noticed he was turning it a good foot, so was hopeful he could repeat this during the actual game. He didn't let us down. First up, he got rid of their stand in 1st teamer (96-5) and then their all rounded Rajib (who had almost single-handedly won the reverse fixture for them at our place). 104-6. Hmm. Game on. Pendulum swinging. Tom Elway thinks he's taken a good catch at slip, but the umpires won't give it out. They're not sure it was clean. Controversary, but I kept a lid on things and we carried on.

Drinks. Highgate had an older chap trying to anchor the innings and just get them to the target bit by bit, but a foolish decision to go for a quick second to keep their youngster off the strike saw him returning to the boundary rope after being run out by Jag (with me catching and demolishing the stumps). 116-7. Jag kept on taking turning the ball and varying his deliveries beautifully and now Highgate looked in real trouble. Their captain tried to rescue the innings but after putting one over Shaz's head, tried the same thing after I'd moved Shaz back a bit and he was gone too. 124-8. Getting there. Excitement was building amongst the TCC 4s. Then we really started to crowd them. A couple of lucky boundaires but another wicket - 134-9. One more. Just one. Highgate were left with Newton (their primary bowler and in his 50s or 60s, if he's a day) and their youngest player at the other end,  nervously blocking most balls. Jag bowls. An edge. Harry Polhill lets it slip through his hands. Damn. Oh well. Keep going. A few balls later. Same trick and this time, thankfully, Harry took an easy catch. Cue the celebrations!

A remarkable turnaround for Teddington and this was probably one of the most enjoyable games I've been involved in here. The spirit of the game was excellent throughout, especially when Tom and Ned started performing their heroics and Jag started turning the ball almost horizontally. Lovely weather too! :)

Author: Matt O'Toole

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